Observations from Pat
• When I went out to grab my newspaper this morning, I noticed that the paper is being delivered closer and closer to my front door over this past week. I just realized that the damn “paperboy” (actually paper man, driving a beat-up Chevy) is attempting to be nice since holiday tipping time is right around the corner.
• Similarly, it drives me crazy when a waitress who has been rude and hasn’t even noticed or acknowledged our kids decides to smile and ask their ages as she delivers the bill. These actions are directly reflected in giving her a smaller tip.
• Mark must have noticed how agency people laugh louder at his so-called jokes as it gets closer to agency review time.
• While working out in the gym this morning (seriously), I thought to myself, if you fart while on the treadmill with your headphones on, does it make a sound?
• Lastly, should fat weatherwoman wear green on the sides of their outfits so they have a slim-down effect when they step in front of the green screen?
Crazy Illustrations By Chow Hon Lam
Some very cool illustrations, take a look.
Why I Don’t Print
For quite a while it has been my goal to never print anything. Ever. The times that I do print it is usually for someone else. But finally my printer ran out of ink so I went to Staples to buy more. I purchased one each of the colors and a 2-pack of black ink. The total came to $80.
But at least this new ink will last me a very long time.