Posts from — January 2005

Here are some of the things my therapist and I are working on:
1. Stop being angry at the drivers who don’t acknowledge you with a thank-you wave when you let them out into traffic.
2. The Blinker thing.
3. Learning to cope with the tailgaters on slippery roads.
4. Understanding why drivers don’t use their headlights during rain storms.
5. Tolerate the endless congestion of traffic and slow drivers on the way home each day.

Apparently I’m not the only one that finds the misuse of “your” amusing.

Go to Busted Tees for more. They have a great selection of funny stuff.

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.
6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…
4. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

We finally got around to seeing The Incredibles this past weekend. Be sure to not miss this one. The animation was what we’ve come to expect from Pixar and the story was even better. I had a great time watching this film and you will too.

With that I’m starting a new section of Frontsideback. It will feature reviews of movies, gadgets and whatever else. Look for it soon.

Following up on the 43 Things Zeitgeist link the other day, here are some of mine:
1. Read more
2. Watch TV less
3. Be a better Blogger
4. Take more pictures
5. Eat better, exercise more.
6. Be more patient with others
7. Keep up with current events
8. Don’t get stressed by other people’s bad driving.
9. Learn something new about computers
10. Travel more