Posts from — July 2007

iPhone Owners Manual

Table of Contents
I. Turning on the iPhone
II. Making a call using the iPhone
III. Using the iPhone to send email
IV. Accessing the internet with your iPhone
V. Using the iPhone camera
VI. Listen to music with your iPhone
VII. Using the iPhone to humiliate the bad driver who cuts you off on the road
VIII. Using your iPhone to make a margarita
IX. Using your iPhone to wash your car
X. Using your iPhone to design a Boeing Dreamliner
XI. Using your iPhone to help Harry Potter defeat Valdemort
XII. Using your iPhone to reverse global warming and the ozone layer damage
XIII. Replacing the battery in your iPhone
XIV. Appendix

The company is being sold very soon to Cerberus. You would think people would make a point of learning how to pronouce the name of their new owners. But again today I ate lunch with someone pronouncing “see bare us” or “kerr be rus.” It’s “sir ber us” you morons. And while you’re at it, learn to pronounce Daimler. It’s not “Dame ler”, it’s “Dime ler.” Sheesh.