Aggravation

Me: “May I use your copier/scanner to process a big document?”

Other tech: “Who is it for?”

Me: “It’s for me.”

Other tech: “No. Who is it really for?”

Me: “Does it matter? I’m the one asking for help.”

Other tech: “Well… (insert long, boring story about how it would be hard to get me working with his scanner) … I can’t help right now.”

Me: “Nevermind.”

Me: (thinking to myself) This guy is a loser.