Buckle Up. Or not.
The police are on patrol today looking for people that are not using their seat belts. I say why bother. If the idiot drivers don’t want to wear them and they get maimed and killed in accidents, there will be fewer of them on the road.
Just make a law that if people get into a serious accident and they are not wearing their seat belts, they won’t be covered under their insurance. Then the rest of us won’t have to pay for their stupidity.
A better use of time for the police today would be to pull over all the people that don’t use their blinkers. Like the shithead in front of me that failed to signal when he turned right to a side street. Or maybe the moron that stopped all the sudden in the road. He was turning left into a gas station. There was no way I knew this, he didn’t have his blinker on. The police should stop these people, take away their licenses, impound their cars and see to it these freaks never drive again. No exceptions, no mercy.
And how about the punk teenagers on their way to school tailgating me? They are developing their bad driving habits very early. Force these brats to take the bus and stay off the roads. Or learn how to drive.
Yes, I had a bad drive into work this morning. How could you tell?




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