Bye, Bye Bad Drivers

We get a fleet of secret vehicles to patrol the roads around town. These vehicles have the “power” to revoke the license of anyone driving badly. The Secret Patrol spots a driver not using his turn signal and bam, they are not allowed to drive anymore. Forever. No discussion.

Not knowing when and where the Secret Patrol will strike, everyone will FINALLY FREAKIN’ DRIVE RIGHT. That means no more speeding, tailgating, not using blinkers, aggressive driving, everything.

My plan will get all the losers that can’t drive off the road and in the end, I will be the only one left. That’s because my driving is perfect.