Elevator Etiquette

I believe there are certain rules you should follow when riding in an elevator. Always remember you are invading my personal bubble when we are confined in a small space like an elevator. The best thing to do is enter the elevator, press your floor button and MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. Don’t stand in front of the panel or in the front by the door. If you have a bag or briefcase, don’t bump me in the ass with it. It’s OK if you want to engage me in small talk but please keep it brief. Remember these simple tips and we will have a very pleasant ride together.

Have you seen the AniMatrix trailer? It’s awesome. Almost looks better than the movie. I can’t wait.

Thanks, Mike. This is very handy for your FTP needs.

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year. I was driving in down-town Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I’d blown a seal. I said, “Fix the damned thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?” - Kip Adotta Wet Dream