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Where do these people come from that think speeding in their cars in a neighborhood with kids all over is OK? What’s the big hurry? Slow down you idiots. Do I need to get medieval on your asses?

Shifted Reality. Some very nice wallpaper files are here.

What’s happening in Tech? Visit Slashdot - News for Nerds and find out. Read about the new Matrix Reloaded trailer just released. Have you seen it? The special effects are going to blow everything away. From what I saw, Agent Smith is back along with a few new enemies and returning characters from the first movie. This is way high on my list of the most anticipated movies of the summer. You can download the 100MB trailer from the site while you’re there.

Why say only one sentence when you can speak for 10 minutes about nothing? Don’t bother being concise and to the point. Drag out your explanations to include the history of your life and how whatever you are talking about (I forgot what it was) got invented. Continue to speak so quickly so there are no gaps in your talking where the other person can interject their view. Don’t bother to watch the other person’s body language to see them squirming in their seats, looking around and yawning in an attempt to signal you to SHUT THE FRELL UP! Thank you for your cooperation.

“Multipass, multipass. She knows it’s a Multipass, sweetheart.”