May I Request?

Waiter/Waitress: after you take away our plates, and ask if we would like anything else and we say “no,” please return promptly with the check. Don’t go on your break in the back while we’re wondering what happened to you.

The idiots on the road after the first snowfall: SLOW DOWN

Couple with infant at the new Harry Potter movie: leave them home. What can they possibly get out of that movie?

Engineering student that sits near me: try not to look so busy all the time, even if it is personal business. You’re making the rest of us look bad.

Restaurant cashier: stop asking if everything with our dinner was OK. We both know you could care less.

Computer users that I help: when you forget your password, just admit it. Don’t blame the computer for your memory problems. I hear that all the time and think to myself, “what a dumbass.”