My new best friend

Let me get this straight…you rarely acknowledge me or are friendly with me in any way. You ignore me when I say hello in the hallway. Now when it comes time to get a new computer, you’re suddenly my best friend. What makes you think I’m going out of my way to break the corporate rules and upgrade your already new computer system? Are you nuts? If I liked you then it would be a completely different story.

I got it. Now I’m finally happy.