New Unit of Measure

Scientists yesterday reported that a new standard of measurement will be implemented. Relating to body parts, the Huckabyte will be used to measure very small objects. It will replace units like the centimeter or inch with smaller linear measurements to get more accurate readings.

“We’re very excited about the new Huckabyte.” said Professor Ekim Nietsdlef of the FSB Polytechnic Institute. “The Hb will be used in many math and science applications to save hours of tedious calculations. To convert; one Huckabyte is equal to 2.2 inches.”