Now I know

I know at least 5 people here at work that when you ask them what time it is, they tell you how to build the clock. These blowhards can talk all day and not say anything.

When you see me looking around and not paying attention to you, that’s a good hint you should stop talking. I should just be rude and interrupt them in mid-sentence. After all, they are being rude to me by wasting my valuable time.

My new bumper sticker: “Some people just don’t know how to drive…
I call these people “Everybody But Me.”

Here’s another bumper sticker I would like: “No, I won’t fix your home computer.”

This just in, the first picture from Mars. (thanks Gary)