She doesn’t get it

My friend Kristen joined me and my IT friends for lunch the other day. She sat there happily listening to our fascinating discussion about the advantages of one obscure computer component over another. She tried to laugh at our inside IT jokes about “ID10T” errors and other stupid user horror stories. There was even a point Kristen let us know about her new 1.2 GHz computer with 128 MB of RAM!

We politely told her “how awesome” her home computer is while thinking “what a freakin’ dumbass.” I know my friends were wondering “why did he bring this loser down to sit with us.” Sorry guys, I’ll do a “home computer system check” before asking anyone to join us in the future.

But Kristen can be a lot of fun so I did ask her to the IT party I’m having on Friday. In case you missed it, here is a picture of last week’s party. I warned Kristen these parties can get pretty wild but are a good time nonetheless.