Talking To Myself

I often talk to myself when I’m alone, at home, during work and while I’m in the car.

Here’s what I say when I’m driving:

“Stupid Moron! What’s the matter with you?”
“Hey Idiot, thanks for using your blinker!”
“&#$%^%@@$#$%”
“Get that piece of crap out of my way!”
“Right turn around the world.”
“Why don’t you follow me a little closer you f–ing tailgatger!”

What do YOU say?