Wednesday is the new Tuesday

As I drive to work each week, traffic volumes change from day to day. Tuesday used to be the worst with traffic backed everywhere and making my trip almost twice as long. Friday had the lightest traffic. Now Wednesday has the distinction of being the day with the heaviest traffic. I leave at the same time each morning and one day it will take me 20 minutes to get to work. Then on Wednesday it will take almost 45 minutes. I don’t get why it changes but it’s aggravating.

As I drive along, I ask myself:
“Where the hell are all these people going?”
“Why are they in my way?”
“Can’t they stay home until I get to work?”
“Is that Bozo’s blinker broken”?
“Where did that bimbo learn to drive?”
“What would happen if I run someone off the road?”
“Would I get it a ticket?”
“Is vehicular manslaughter a felony?” (kidding)

But I finally realize it’s not worth getting upset. I crank up the radio, drive along peacefully and get to work whenever.