You have to love me back

Dear Comcast,
We’ve been together for many years and you’ve always been good to me. But lately I’ve become annoyed by the terrible picture and high prices I’ve been forced to endure. You came to my house and checked my connections and did everything you could but I’m still not happy. So it’s with regret I may be switching over to satellite. It’s nothing personal but I feel I should be getting more from you considering the high prices I pay for your services. Satellite TV sounds better to me right now, so I’m going to be leaving you. I love you, Comcast but you have to love me back.